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Everywhere I look there are dust bunnies!  Just when I think I've vacumed them all up, the next night I'll see one hiding out under the coffee table, or under the TV stand, or something.  Drinking a beer and watching TV.  Not paying me rent.  I just can't keep them away.  And you know as well as I do, once you see one, they start multiplying like... well, like bunnies.

Where do these things come from?  Does all the dust just like to get together and party?  I really don't get it.  Why does all the dust have to stick together like that.  Do they just come inside during the winter to get out of the cold?  Are they spying on me?  Or are they some sort of omen?  And forget whipping out the dust buster on those puppies.  Way too big.  I have to get my shop vac up from the basement to take care of them.  It feels like ghostbusters with their ghost catching machine.

Readers have left 6 comments.

1. Guest User

one of the strangest rants I've seen... yet... I can relate to it.

2. Josh

Do what I do. Save em all up in a trash bag. Then when you get enough, burn them in your backyard as an example to all the other dust bunnies that might think about coming inside. Problem solved.

3. Chris

Yeah but next thing you know they'll be a protected species and we'll have to set aside special areas for them to roam free. STupid government always getting in the way of things

4. SmittenKitten

Holy cow! How they multiple endlessly...is that why they are called, "dust bunnies?"

Was this an obvious point? Did I make a total ass of myself?

5. Boscorelli

I'd love to hear your story about what kind of "omen" you think they bring.

6. Mike123

Omen that he is indeed paranoid?

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