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Picture this. You wait for the elevator, the door opens, you walk in, choose a corner and begin to walk towards it.  As the door closes behind you, you try to avoid eye contact with other passengers, and quickly try to reach for the buttons to select your floor.  Just as any good courteous person would do; you don't want to cause any delay.

...then, suddenly your hand touches the cold smooth steel of the elevator wall.  "What's going on?", you think to yourself, "I've been taking elevators my whole life.  How can I screw up so bad?" You look across the cabin, and there they are; the buttons.  As far away as they can be. 

To recoup some decency, you try to do the "I knew this was the wrong side" neck nod, then take a step towards the control panel, then you see a girl guarding it with her face buried in the corner.  Then you stumble.  With your arm mid-air, you hesitate, then she starts to utter some words, and sees your hand.  Then her hand goes up, but she doesn't know your intended destination...then the silence is covered up by the motor of the unguided elevator.  Pure awkwardness between you, the girl, and lifeless box ensues.

Right, the switches are ALWAYS on the wrong side. There is no rhyme or reason. There can be two elevators next to each other, but they can still be different.  Is this some kind of a cruel joke?

My Boss = ASSHOLE

So there i am i just started on my first job. I had good intentions en i worked really hard. The problem: the guy that explained how my work should be done left in a hurry. He explained half of the work. SO DONT FUCKING BLAME ME!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE..that half of the work is not done.. YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!! GET THE FUCK OF MY BACK YOU PUCK ASS BITCH.
So FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH.

I'm really mad that those fukcers on neopets made fun of me.  They're so self-important with their light-speed restocking and their snotty little nicknames.  FUCK YOU.  I RSed an MP which was a loss, and they berated and made fun of me when I went to the PUBLIC RS Board to announce to them.  I specifically said, "I don't care if it's a loss, i'm just glad I finally RSed an MP!"

They responded with things like, "Lol, LOSS!" and "Whatever makes you happy, lol" (condescending bitch).  But the worst was "Yeah, because it sat there for ten seconds.  How is it an accomplishment when that would have stayed there if newbs didn't rush for MP to say they got one on their first try?"

At which point my computer froze so I didn't get to politely tell them off.

So I'm venting here.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK.  I HAVE A LIFE AND FRIENDS AND I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO SPEND EVERY SECOND RESTOCKING AT THE MAGIC SHOP.  SO FUCK YOU, YOU DOUCHEBAGS.  I DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL AND IF THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN ON MY MAIN ACCOUNT, I WOULD FUCKING TELL YOU OFF, YOU CUNTS!

Not everything is about being greedy and grubbing all the fucking pixels you can  out of virtual shops.  I'm glad because I ACCOMPLISHED a goal.  You capitalist pigs can enjoy your wealth.  Go fuck yourselves.

Why are damn food bottles made of glass still?

Why the frick did that bottle just break when it fell from the door of my refrigerator?  It was on the bottom shelf!  What's that, like an 8 inch drop?  Why does my bottle of Worcestershire Sauce have to be made of glass?  Do pickles really have to be in glass instead of plastic? Lemon juice?  Ken's Dressing?  Teriyaki sauce?  Salsa Jar...ALL GLASSS.

My roommates and I are putting down a new rule to not store anything glass in the refrigerator.  Yes, it had to come down to this after three similar incidents.  It also seems to happen at the most inopportune time like when guests are coming for dinner, during party preparations, when I am about to leave for a meeting. 

I can't hide my helplessness when I am standing on my tiptoes in middle of a kitchen.  What am I supposed to do?  How in the world do I go get the damn broom and the dust pan behind the basement door?  The only thing I can do?  Start crying like an infant so my roommates can rush to my rescue.

I just don't understand why everythign cannot be made of plastic.  They are lighter, flexible, cheaper (I think), and can survive an 8 inch drop!  Yes, I wish everything was made of Rubbermaid.

my boyfriend's dad is a fat, sloppy,smelly, hungry, cow.

so my boyfriends dad is also his boss. my boyfriend and i planned a vacation, the day we get back from the trip, just so happens to be the day of another co workers wedding. we get back at ten in the morning, and it is a saturday. my boyfriends dad just fired my boyfriend when he learned we were comming back on the day of his wedding and he says he's going to be short handed. but saturdays are slow and he has other workers! but he just fired my boyfriend. because of his fat father, we have to cancel our flight, which is 100 dollers extra each person,  all because we are comming back at 11 the day of a co workers wedding. s because of a few extra hours,  we have to dish out 200 dollars!

 but he is fired for good, so the flight, and the trip is all going to the shit because my boyfriend can't even afford it now. so because his dad is a fat asshole, my boyfriend and i's money is wasted and we can't go on a trip.

i fucking hate him. I FUCKING HATE YOU.