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Fuck you, wife. Rant from a Husband Print E-mail
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Submitted by GRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrr   

To My Bitch of a Wife:

You fucking ungrateful bitch. I fucking hate you. The level of appreciation you have for anything I do for you is amazing.

I married you to help you get a green card. You're welcome bitch.

I dumped my friends to make you feel more comfortable. You're welcome bitch.

I let you burn my journals, art projects, and delete my photos so that you would feel better. You're welcome bitch.

While you were half-way around the world doing who knows fucking what I worked, stayed home, and kept myself out of trouble so that you would trust me. You're fucking welcome bitch.

Now that we are married I have slowly watched you dismantle my goals and dreams to fit yours. Some of this goals I have had and been working towards for my entire life. They are more a part of me than you ever will be for the simply reason that you do not understand me. You are so welcome bitch.

I am paying you back the debt I owe you ahead of my own. You're also welcome for that bitch.

But what really has me going, or maybe it is just the last fucking straw, is the reason you went off on me today. A rant in which you insulted my intelligence and assailed my independence for simply paying off a credit card balance. I wish I could have recorded you because you sound crazier than i do right now.

"You're going to screw everything up!"

What am I screwing up? That we will owe less money next month. That we will be less likely to incur interest on upcoming purchases. Seriously, bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you? I just paid your fucking bills and you are actually complaining.

Oh wait, I know what is wrong. It is because I did not do it exactly as you planned. Normally you want me to deposit money in your account and then you schedule a payment. You have the control even though it is my fucking money. Instead I took the initiative after I made the deposit to pay my debt to you, handing the telling my card, asked what the balance is, and then fucking paid it. And this pissed you off

I am not an angel, but you are the most ungrateful person I have ever met. Every day I have to question my fucking sanity for being with. Or really, without you, since you have been gone since February.

You seem less like a wife, partner, or even a girlfriend than some chick that I am in the worst fucking contract with. Just admit it: you are only in this for citizenship. You have no other reason. You may have at one point but that has dissolved.

To make matters more frustrating I didn't even want to use this fucking credit card I just paid off. The reason I am using it was so that you could earn points and so that the INS would have a record of our transactions.

Fuck this shit. Fuck you. I fucking hate you. You are a fucking needy, manipulative, controlling, self-centered, arrogant, bitch.

Love,
Your Husband.

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I secretly find my friends annoying Print E-mail
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Submitted by claire   
aahhh so my rl friend, who i'm really pissed at her most of the time but i don't show it , is so annoying. the beginning of last year, i switched schools and met her. i loved of all time low, and talked about them a lot. she listened to them and liked them. in october i went to my first atl show, but i've been a fan for a while. so then in december, i took her to the hometown show and she was like "AHH CLAIRE I LOVE THEM LET'S MEET THEM :DDD" her older sister who also likes atl and is sort of a bitch is like "let's go to bamboozle" so i went with her, my other friend/her friend who's a dear, her sister, and her sister's friend  who i loved, and it was legitimate amazing. all time low waved at us, and ftsk threw us a water bottle and that kind of shit. we got home at about 2 am, because the concert had been a state or two away. and i was sleeping over, and she was like "yeah, they kinda suck. alex's voice is really high." and she puts on some kind of fucked up barbie voice "surprise this song is called jasey rae" and says how she can sing weightless in the exact same key as him and i'm like "....areyouserious. B|" then she starts ranting about how they're fake alternative, not pop, not alternative or punk, and how they "kinda suck." and then she says if they were actually popular they'd be on 104.3, our minstream station that plays miley cyrus and jay z. and by now i was kind of dying. and i was like "dude, if they played all time low on that station, all time low wouldn't really be so all time low and i wouldn't really like them." then i ended our conversation cause i was just all alskjh and tired. later on the phone, i was telling her about one of the new songs they played on a ustream and how it was a little more punk than there other stuff. "claire, do you know what punk is?" and she says how they aren't and i'm like DUDE I KNOW AHHH I WAS SAYING HOW /ONE/ SONG OF THEIRS IS A LITTLE MORE PUNK THAN THE REST and she was like shouting at her sister "IS ALL TIME LOW PUNK" and then i'm like dude, blink 182 is preeettty punk. "claire, blink 182 is NOT punk, they. are. pop." so she asks her sister, and she's like "fine. they're kinda punk." and ahh. i mean she's cool to be around sometimes but it sill pisses me off. B| if you actually read all that, i love you. i just needed to get it out, because none of my rl friends would listen or understand, pfff.
"Fuck it, it happened again." Print E-mail
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Submitted by Anonymous   
First off, FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! Im so fucking tired of cunts like this. I submitted another one called Give me a chance or Screw Everything. Yea, its me again. Fuck it, it happened again. I meet a fucking girl who I like. We hang out a few times and she tells me she really likes me, well guess the fuck what, I liked alot too. So what do people who like each other do, they do shit. And guess what the fuck happens. I never hear from her again. REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE ELSE??? FUCK OFF. I HATE FUCKING SLUTS LIKE THAT. Man and people wonder why wives get beaten eh? Its cause theyre fucking stoopid sometimes. I hope that cunt feels the same way as I do right now one day. FUCK HER TO HELL!   >X(
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Didn't you know noise ordinances don't apply to motorcycles? Print E-mail
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RantRank: 142 - I guess so (95 votes)
Submitted by Scabitty   
I fucking haaaate people! Starting closest, my next door neighbor drives his work truck home every damn day! Not only is it a huge freaking truck that is naturally loud, but he points his exhaust pipe right at my house! I really want to take the baseball bat I keep in my car to the side of that damn truck!
Better yet, this mofo has a nice chromed out Harley Davidson he keeps in his garage. I have been wanting to bash the frick out of that thing soooooo bad. Yeah, lets complement your loud ass truck with a loud ass motorcycle, jagoff!
So needless to say i want to blow his fucking head off on almost a daily basis, but also needless to say i enjoy not being in jail and shit, as most good people do. I keep hoping this motherfucker will move...anybody know of a good way to rid themselves of a dumbass neighbor? I almost want to pay some random crackhead to break into his house and fuck it up, cuz i know there'd be some bullshit trail if i did it, might as well send a crackhead to do a good dudes job! and if u haven't got the point of this rant, it is basically FUCK MY FUCKING ASS HAT NEIGHBOR!
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Your stupid dick has no spine. Print E-mail
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RantRank: 225 - I guess so (126 votes)
Submitted by Sara   
You fucking spineless piece of teasing shit. Be a fucking man for once in your numb indifferent life. You're a lousy shy ass liar. DO SOMETHING! CARE ABOUT SOMETHING IN YOUR LIFE! Fuck you for how you made me feel you stupid dick. FUCK YOU YOU DUMB FUCK.
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Counting the days until I can say goodbye Print E-mail
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RantRank: 180 - True...true... (70 votes)
Submitted by ARRGGG!!!   

dont be jealous that i have a friend that is true to me and will never betray me. get over yourself love, your not that special, you whore.

FYI i know exactly what you have been saying about me behind my back and i dont apreciate that youre giving my the nice version.
can't beleive i have to wait two years till i leave school so i dont have to see your lying face again :) love you <3 you absolute bitch!

Another year, and all "problems will pail into existence Print E-mail
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Submitted by Anonymous   

How the fuck has my summer managed to be so shit? I figured at the start of June 'oh hell yeah, I get to go back home, work for the same company, but in the town where I'm from, and all my best mates are from,how could this ever be anything but amazing?'

Of course the world just doesn't want that to be the case. I get back from two years straight in Scotland, and start arguing with the family straight away, the mates are all in relationships and shit, so no one's ever about, the restaurant is shocking, and three months later, with one week before I go back to Scotland for one more year, all I have to show for it is a shirt from seeing Blink182. Granted the show was epic but it was ruined as a holiday by one person bitching and bitching and bitching, it was fucking pathetic.

I've spent the week since we got back ill, and now I'll spend most of this week working, so won't even get to say a decent goodbye to anyone because I'm skint anyway. Oh well, fuck it, it's just one year left I suppose, then I can consider myself a real adult and all these problems will pail into insignificance. Goddam it's gonna be hard eh.....

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Mom, you sack of shit Print E-mail
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Submitted by Anonymous   

Why is my mom such a sack of shit about absolutely nothing? She asks me to type something out for her so that she can have a copy, and so I do it. As I'm doing it, she walks into the room and says "So where is it?" I point at the screen and say "I'm in the middle of doing it." She says, "So print it." I respond, "I just said I was in the middle of doing it." "Are you doing it?" "What does it look like I'm doing?" And then she points her finger less than two inches away from my face and says "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HOW YOU TALK TO ME?" I raise my arm to move her finger away from my personal space and she slaps me on the arm and tells me she's sick of my attitude.

I don't think I'm the one with the attitude problem you sack of shit.

Rant to Self - Best BF v. Sexiest Boy Print E-mail
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Submitted by GRRRR!   
Pissed me off how ive ended up wiv tha best bf i cood ever imagine but im still not grateful!! a 3 months before i met him i was cheating with the most sexiest boy in my city and lost "it" to him but NOW NOW everyone knows what we did and are like oh well it happens THANKGOD we agreed to be just friends and we still are always talking and flirting but i always find myself thinking about him not my BF ITS NOT FAIR im 18 i should know better but i dont "/!!! GRRRRRRRRR
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From not-your-daughter Print E-mail
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RantRank: 233 - True...true... (79 votes)
Submitted by Fuck You   
FUCk YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU,
you think your so all-mighty & great...Well ASSHOLE you dont know SHIT!!!!
I never loved you I never liked you your an complete Idiot..
Go make- love to your fucking beer bottles because apparently their more important than your damn family. I blame you for everything you have done do this family. I hope I never see you again you self-conceited Bastard. Go get drunk and eat yourself to death and when you die I'll be sure to not make an appearance at your Funeral let alone at least spit on it...Enjoy your life mother-fucker!!!
---Not-your-Daughter----
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