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RantRank: 368 - Rant on (101 votes)
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Submitted by TheFlamed
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This is to the guy who I once thought of as my boyfriend: What fucking 30-something year old man needs to be schooled on the art of oral hygiene, and why credit, any credit, is important to acquiring assets in life (like a house for the kids you are fond of talking about). Instead, I bought it, on my own dime, and have to hear you bitching and complaining about having to pay rent and board. Too bad, pay up or get out - I'm not your mother. I have waited too goddamn long for you to even get your driving license, I *just* found out 6 months after buying the house that your SIN card was "dormant" because you did not have a steady job record and have only recently been told that you have head problems (no fucking kidding, but why no doctor's appointment, ever?) and that's why you are less established than a 14 year old working part-time at McDonald's. I have never met someone as dependent, stubborn, and with such an overstuffed opinion of himself as I have of you. You are such a bitter fucking disappointment.
You can run to your mommy and daddy all you like, and cry to them how much of a meanie I am, and you can rest assured that I will never let them know your secrets. I will never tell them of your cum-rags strewn across the den floor from your smoking porn fetish sites, your shitstains on my once pristine bed linens, your perfectly unused toothbrush from 2007 that I bought for you, or your once-in-every-ten-days showering habit.
I have forced down any sex drive a healthy younh woman has because sleeping with you is like sleeping with a dirty homeless person (you smell like one, pig), and like the song says "You ain't NEVER gonna get it". If I only knew how much of a goddamn loser you were before I upped and moved and ended up stuck with your dirty and unambitious ass.
Get the FUCK out of my house, you loser. Good luck finding a woman who will deal with your nonsense. Like me, you'll have to snow her for two years with lies on top of lies in order to reel her in, but like me and every other ex before me, she will quickly see you for the complete fall down you are.
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Submitted by Nun-yah-beezwax
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You never seem 2 understand why I get so mad. You pay WAY to much attention sibling1. That's y I luv sibling2 so much more. Sibling1 always gets her ways and even though u say she doesn't
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Submitted by Person
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Fucking fatass pussy bitch, if i had a chance to hurt you i would beat you until your purple in the facee. i wish i never knew u you cunt. go fuck yourself
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RantRank: 287 - Rant on (81 votes)
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Submitted by Kendra
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Dear General Public,
You piss me off to no fucking end. Seriously. You all live in your own personal bubble, unwilling to be openminded about anything that you think doesn't fit with your perfect, apple pie life. Stop beiing so fucking ignorant, get off your highhorse, and grow up! Quit being a bitch and realize that the world doesn't revolve around you and that people like to change. They like to try new things. Who gives a shit if you don't like it? I do. I live life the way I want to. I'm not going to conform to you, because you're all shallow and fucking idiotic. Seriously.
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RantRank: 142 - I guess so (59 votes)
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Submitted by storegirl
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When you walk into a store don't you dare think it is ok to just walk up to an assistant and attack and belittle them.
If you want help then say hi and ask if someone could help you.
And don't i repeat don't you dare tell me that I am 'just so rude' when I apologize to you after being abused. What I would have liked to say is 'f**k off you old b****h' but instead I said 'Oh I'm really sorry but we can definitely help you.' I might as well have kicked you in the ass for all the good it did me or you. If your husband hates you and you are going through menopause don't take it out on me.
You destroyed my day and I hope that it was worth it for you - actually I hope the experience was so horrible that you never come back into the store but don't worry if you do we have you name and your details and the girls all saw what happened and no-one in the world except you thinks that apologizing and offering to help is rude. What on earth did you want from me? To burst into repentant tears for looking in the mirror and putting on some lipstick.
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RantRank: 64 - I guess so (43 votes)
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Submitted by Solid Snake
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you piss me off so much. you lie all the time, try to say you're in the military even though you're so goddamn dumb you can't even pass the practice test just to qualify for enlistment. i laughed so hard when i heard you were giving blood, passed out, and pissed yourself. eat shit and die.
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RantRank: 53 - I guess so (34 votes)
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Submitted by Nick
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I'm so fucking mad at my computer because it takes fucking forever to load stupid ass websites and Photoshop and other high CPU useage programs. Its so fucking annoying and my solution to it is to continuously bash my keyboard and click click click my fucking mouse hoping it will speed it up. Then I start talking to the computer likes it a person and I just imagine the day I buy a new computer and how I'm going to bash this one onto the side of a rock then throw it in the street for being so fucking lousy.
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RantRank: 92 - I guess so (47 votes)
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Submitted by wtfomegle
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OMEGLE.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: (: BLAH.
Stranger: bleh
You: bullimia is not the answer.
Stranger: ik
You: alright then.
You: take your fingers out of your mouth and flush the toilet.
Stranger: ok i did
You: spray the air freshener, so mommy won't be worried.
Stranger: i have the exaust fan on
You: the exhaust is for when you take a crappy-wappy.
Stranger: still works
Stranger: i only need to lose 10 more pounds
You: alright then, whatever floats you.
You: don't pull a Regina George now.
Stranger: who
You: don't tell me you haven't watched mean girls.
You: OHNOEZ. -.-
Stranger: no i only watch good movies
You have disconnected.
^ SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE PUT US THROUGH, AAARRRGH.
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RantRank: 143 - True...true... (44 votes)
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Submitted by Karyn
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Hey mom, it's me. Your daughter. One of your many children. The only beings in the whole entire world that you should be wholly and entirely responsible for. So why do I constantly find myself in a position where I have to take care of you? You embarrass me. You are 46 years old! You had sex with a 22 year old friend of mine! How could ANYONE be that fucking selfish. I wish for just once in my LIFE you would see beyond what you want and take care of me!! Did you know that my friends had to teach me to dress like a respectable 20 something, because you were never there? Did you know that my brother and I would sit at the window, waiting for you on the days you said you would come visit most of or childhood? You showed maybe a quarter of the time. We still loved and trusted you. To this day all he wants is your undivided attention and maybe a little affection. He wants his fucking mother. You call me crying because whatever piece of shit you brought home the night before never calls you back. You call me crying because you're tired of being broke, but you won't go get a job. You call me crying because you're stressed out and drunk. Why do I bother answering the phone? I quit fucking high school to take care of us and move us out of that hotel room. I never told you, but coming to live with you was the biggest mistake of my life. I'm still getting my shit together, because you never taught me how. I joined the fucking military, to make enough money for all of us. And still, all you can think of is yourself. You left John, the only good thing in your life. I'm happy you regret it, and I'm happy you're miserable. It's only a fraction of how you've made us all feel. I'm sick of trying to help you. If I were a stronger person, I would cut all contact with you. Sometimes when I get off the phone with you, I imagine what it would feel like to hit you. Most days, Mom, I hate you.
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RantRank: 97 - I guess so (47 votes)
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Submitted by Tyler
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This last week has been a trying one. Well, it's been much more than 7 days, but this has been the hardest hit. I broke up with my 8-month girlfriend, Lexie, after getting yelled at for wanting to go to sleep at midnight; after her apologizing for things only to say that she didn't regret them; after being personally attacked and being forced to stay on the phone for her to explain it away; after hearing her talk about how she cuts herself and with what... Naturally, with those and SO MANY other things weighing us down, this break up made sense.
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