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RantRank: 191 - I guess so (96 votes)
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Submitted by FUCKEVERYTHING
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fuckin fuckin shitty goddamm motherfukkin shitty fukkin world. and i'm not a teenager i'm 53 yrs old. this whole fucking shitty world eats dog shit and eveybody can chew my goddamm balls and die for all i give a flying cunt of a fuck and i agree with MIA i want to pound the living fuck out of those "happy wanderer" whistling motherfuckers who think "life is good" and "jesus loves you". jesus couldn't give a good fuck aabout me and my problems and besides if he was here now he would kick the shit out of a lot of the assholes i see everyday too. they deserve it for being such happy go lucky cocksuckers when if they opened their eyes they would see that we are all FUCKED!!!! but no, they watch american idol and football and stuff their fat faces with shit from walmart and believe whatever the lying fucks on tv tell them to think . well FUCK EVERYBODY!! I hope the whole shit world explodes and everybody gets turned into fuckin cockroach food. FUCK!!! I miss George Carlin so much! the only truth telling motherfucker in my lifetime. THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE CAN EAT MY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RantRank: 316 - True...true... (109 votes)
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Submitted by Nothing
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I'm ineligible for minority scholarships and fellowships. I'm fucking Jewish. We had a little think called, I don't know, the fucking HOLOCAUST and a thousand years of getting the shit kicked out of us and I can't get a grant to attend the professional training I want to.
Black, yes you should get a scholarship. Latino, yes. American Indian, oh God yes get a scholarship. But Asian? Seriously? Asians are considered more at need than a poor-ass Kike like me? And women? That last one seriously pisses me off. My sister can get a scholarship I can't? Someone with the exact same socio-economic opportunities but with a cunt instead of a cock gets scholarships and fellowship opportunities I can't? Yes, it's to make up for the inequalities her grandmother faced, but oh wait. That was my grandmother too.
In other words, fuck this shit. Give the money to whoever has the most ability to do the job and the least ability to pay. If that's not me, fine. But to reject me just because my skin is white and because I have a cock? Idi-fucking-otic.
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RantRank: 86 - I guess so (58 votes)
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Submitted by H
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I'm so tired of listening to a certain person talk about how she's such a great artist, her drawing ability, etc. Every time I see her it's ALL she talks about! She talks about her art, but all I hear is blahblahblahblahblahblahblah...stop being such a bore!!!!
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RantRank: 277 - True...true... (109 votes)
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Submitted by Willis
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What the fuck is wrong with the world??? People try to act all kind and noble and shit and they're just covering up their self-serving douch-bag-edness. The USA is going fucking down so get your money out of the banks and stuff it in your mattress because there is so much shit that is being hidden and distorted about the economy that the upcoming crash will be 100 times greater than the one a year ago. PREPARE!!!
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RantRank: 131 - I guess so (67 votes)
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Submitted by megan
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Don't fucking people know how to merge onto a god damn highway??? Hey fuckheads, those entering the highway must YIELD to the cars already on the highway. I wish I had a fucking cannon mounted on top of my car so I could blast these mother fuckers into oblivion. They just don't fucking deserve to live. They could kill innocent people due to their laziness and stupidity....they are SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!! Please GM, market a car next year with fucking scud missles mounted on the fucking roof....I'll be your FIRST CUSTOMER!!!
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RantRank: 71 - I guess so (40 votes)
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Submitted by Anonymous
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Dear Erica ,
fucking cunt. First of all , your a slut, your not hot so stop trying, get your fucking hands off my boyfriend , and your not amazing so please stop saying you are. Goddamnit I hate how everywhere I go your there with MY BOYFRIEND your not his bestfriend cause that spot taken your not his girlfriend either sweetie that's me. I hate how you go up to everyguy be like I'm so hot I'm amazing and one of a kind but to tell you the truth there's alotta people like you.. Ugly two faced sluts who don't care bout other people. That's all you'll ever be please don't touch my boyfriend if I tell him to stop talking to you he will cause your not important in his life I'm sorry sweetie truth hurts he don't love you back .. So do us all a favor and die ina hole go to hell no ones gonna miss you
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RantRank: 190 - I guess so (96 votes)
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Submitted by TiredOfTalk
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Soooooo.....Communicating what you want to your spouse is supposed to help the marraige, make sex better, and all around be the answer to all things love. What a crock. After 20 years of NOT fucking but maybe 10 times, but getting yanked off instead, I'm really tired of trying to open the communication about having ACTUAL fucking intercourse. GOD DAMMIT SPREAD YOUR LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RantRank: 146 - True...true... (45 votes)
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Submitted by NoPussy
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I wanna have intercourse with you, not this stupid mutual masturbation crap. Really, after 20 years you can't figure out why your vagina burns during sex? 20 fucking long years? Good GOD there are sites all over the Internet about pain during intercourse. I point it out in a calm and conversational manner and you FREAK OUT saying I'm predictable? That anytime I don't get any I bring up the SAME FUCKING THING? Here is a news flash, I never get IT when I WANT IT!! You turn me down. You only give it up when it's it's your idea. NEVER my idea. I have prayed, begged, talked and cried over this BULLSHIT!! After 20 years if you haven't figured it out and you haven't asked a Dr. in the last 10, maybe you need to talk to a GOD DAMN SEX THERAPIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get over your 'shame'! YOU'RE NOT CATHOLIC!
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RantRank: 256 - I guess so (106 votes)
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Submitted by MAZZ
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I had a great internship at a restaurant, even fell in love with one of my collegues. worked there for free for a couple of months, and now they don't need me anymore and just kick me back on the curb. you son of a bitches! was that all I was to you people? a save of money? well you can fucking go rot in hell then! Thanks,
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RantRank: 209 - True...true... (80 votes)
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Submitted by Anonymous
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Dear Anna Lizzie Crawford Gonzo,
I've wanted to say this to you for a long time. You need a diet, your eyebrows waxed, and to shut your fat fucking trap. To quite literally stalk someone just because one of your friends has a problem with her is pretty sick. It really creeps me out to know that some of her friends were keeping tabs on me, and the fact that your disgusting fat ass was staring at me while I was out with friends makes it even more creepy.
I heard that you suffered a bit of legal troubles? Here's some advice: if you never want to see the inside of a jail cell again, FUCK OFF. Because here's how it's going to go down honey... you ever try to fuck with me again and you'll either end up sucking air through a tube or getting fucked by a bull dyke in prison.
Got it? Awesome.
Yours Truly,
The girl that's "sad as it is, easy to spot"
P.S. Suck it you stupid cunt.
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