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RantRank: 48 - I guess so (33 votes)
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Submitted by Nick
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I'm so fucking mad at my computer because it takes fucking forever to load stupid ass websites and Photoshop and other high CPU useage programs. Its so fucking annoying and my solution to it is to continuously bash my keyboard and click click click my fucking mouse hoping it will speed it up. Then I start talking to the computer likes it a person and I just imagine the day I buy a new computer and how I'm going to bash this one onto the side of a rock then throw it in the street for being so fucking lousy.
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RantRank: 91 - I guess so (46 votes)
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Submitted by wtfomegle
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OMEGLE.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: (: BLAH.
Stranger: bleh
You: bullimia is not the answer.
Stranger: ik
You: alright then.
You: take your fingers out of your mouth and flush the toilet.
Stranger: ok i did
You: spray the air freshener, so mommy won't be worried.
Stranger: i have the exaust fan on
You: the exhaust is for when you take a crappy-wappy.
Stranger: still works
Stranger: i only need to lose 10 more pounds
You: alright then, whatever floats you.
You: don't pull a Regina George now.
Stranger: who
You: don't tell me you haven't watched mean girls.
You: OHNOEZ. -.-
Stranger: no i only watch good movies
You have disconnected.
^ SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE PUT US THROUGH, AAARRRGH.
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RantRank: 138 - True...true... (43 votes)
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Submitted by Karyn
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Hey mom, it's me. Your daughter. One of your many children. The only beings in the whole entire world that you should be wholly and entirely responsible for. So why do I constantly find myself in a position where I have to take care of you? You embarrass me. You are 46 years old! You had sex with a 22 year old friend of mine! How could ANYONE be that fucking selfish. I wish for just once in my LIFE you would see beyond what you want and take care of me!! Did you know that my friends had to teach me to dress like a respectable 20 something, because you were never there? Did you know that my brother and I would sit at the window, waiting for you on the days you said you would come visit most of or childhood? You showed maybe a quarter of the time. We still loved and trusted you. To this day all he wants is your undivided attention and maybe a little affection. He wants his fucking mother. You call me crying because whatever piece of shit you brought home the night before never calls you back. You call me crying because you're tired of being broke, but you won't go get a job. You call me crying because you're stressed out and drunk. Why do I bother answering the phone? I quit fucking high school to take care of us and move us out of that hotel room. I never told you, but coming to live with you was the biggest mistake of my life. I'm still getting my shit together, because you never taught me how. I joined the fucking military, to make enough money for all of us. And still, all you can think of is yourself. You left John, the only good thing in your life. I'm happy you regret it, and I'm happy you're miserable. It's only a fraction of how you've made us all feel. I'm sick of trying to help you. If I were a stronger person, I would cut all contact with you. Sometimes when I get off the phone with you, I imagine what it would feel like to hit you. Most days, Mom, I hate you.
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RantRank: 97 - I guess so (47 votes)
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Submitted by Tyler
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This last week has been a trying one. Well, it's been much more than 7 days, but this has been the hardest hit. I broke up with my 8-month girlfriend, Lexie, after getting yelled at for wanting to go to sleep at midnight; after her apologizing for things only to say that she didn't regret them; after being personally attacked and being forced to stay on the phone for her to explain it away; after hearing her talk about how she cuts herself and with what... Naturally, with those and SO MANY other things weighing us down, this break up made sense.
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RantRank: 20 - Deal with it (20 votes)
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Submitted by Langstrom
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Kill the fucking USA pharma industry. These pricks do NO good for humanity. All your need are nutrients, oxygen and a little exercise and you will never get sick. Go to www.miraclemineral.org and you will take this simply mineral and NEVER GET SICK and CURE ANY DISEASE. I was in pharma for many years and you would not believe the shit that goes on. Not one of those fuckers cares about human life...NOT ONE. All they want is their fucking bonuses at the end of the year. If this whole industry disappeared tomorrow, it would be a blessing. There are many, many natural substances that do a much better job than anything pharma could ever create. Don't use pharma products....only go natural, and get that miracle mineral solution and you will only die of old age....never of a disease.
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RantRank: 69 - Deal with it (61 votes)
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Submitted by Mad
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Dear T,
you just make me so miserable, but I just can't help but like you.
now make up your goddamn mind and kiss me, Christ!
lots of love, M
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RantRank: 241 - Rant on (61 votes)
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Submitted by Anonymous
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Someone added me as a friend on facebook, and then wrote a really hurtful thing on my board. This is what I have to say about their actions:
Why would YOU request me as a friend on facebook if you're going to bash me anonymously??? I have requested my friends or people I trust, like family, and have added those who ask. But if you're going to just add me to insult me and act as friendly as possible in the real world why not remove yourself from my list?? If you are so disgusted of me WHY ARE YOU STILL MY FACEBOOK FRIEND??????? And that is really weak to do it anonymously, too. What? Do you enjoy "drama" so much that you must ruin MY life when I barely know you? Yes, I guess it WAS my fault for adding you, but now that you're through desperately needing to tell me how you either hate me or are disgusted of me why don't you do us both a favor and DELETE YOURSELF FROM MY LIST!! Since I don't know you and all.....
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RantRank: 291 - True...true... (95 votes)
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Submitted by BetterEver
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It must not be easy being chessy,Fuck You for giving your fake divorce papers and claimingin u were single again,Fuck your wife for playing along. Fuck you and the 2 yrs together before we had our son. Fuck your mistress's debra,jackie,bridgett and the rest. Fuck you for fighting child support and faking your paperwork. Fuck u for buying out son 1 lousy gift for xmas when u bring home $9000. a month. Fuck you for making my son beg u for money to do things. He is 7 u asscrack! and fuck me for being the best thing u ever had up until the night I caught u cheating. and oh yeah fuck u for giving me cancer and having the bitches in my house while I was in the hospital. Fuck u for being a dirty,no good,alcoholic,crackhead,fickle hearted confused dick prick. Oh yeah and fuck ur friends who help u lie and hide all the ugly in u. and fuck your mother too.
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RantRank: 182 - Deal with it (182 votes)
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Submitted by bitchy bitch
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Ya know, I can't believe you would get up and leave everyone you have ever known and fucking go to NC with some fucking sailor. Fuck him and fuck you too.
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