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What the fuckin fuck. my dad thinks i fuckin smoke the thing is i really fuckin dont and hes pressing the idea that i do he uses stupid shit ass his evidence and i keep fuckin gettin gtounded for something im not doing WTF WTF WTF i might as well start because whats the fuckin point i want to punch somethin really hard and my dad better fuckin hope its not his face

So, just like everyone else, I work and get paid.  For pay, I get direct deposit, but I still receive the payment statement with a check looking thing at the top.  I am not sure what it says on real checks, but my check says, "NON-NEGOTIABLE". 

 WTF?  Is there really a moron out there who thinks these things are "NEGOTIABLE?"  "Oh, Jeez, someone wrote me a check for $200, but maybe it's actually $300.  I might as well try."

Really...is this for the idiot who brings it to the bank and argues, or is it for the idiot at the bank who would take the check, and go, "hmm...so you are saying you want $100 more than it says on the check?"

my penis is so SMALL. i cant fucking stand it. im really good at getting dates but then the girl decides she wants to fuck me....I HAVE NOTHING TO FUCK HER WITH!!!!!!!

its only 3 1/2 inches erect. they cant evne feel the fucking thing in there body. they just go "ooo" " ahh" but i know they are faking that shit. it makes me so fucking angry that i was born with a midget dick. i want to make them feel something. i dont think i will ever make a women orgasm. shit. i couldnt make an eleven year old orgasm. I AM FUCKING PATHETIC!

p.s. i hate jewish ******* who celebrate chrismahunakwanzecuh

Dear area stores: What makes a discount "deep"?  I looked up deep in the dictionary and out of the 17 definitions offered, couldn't see a single one that has anything to do with some amount of money or a percentage.

I'm sick to death of marketing lingo and their crappy metaphors.  Speak fucking english properly and stop adding ambiguity to the language.  We consumers are not stupid.  

Or....  are they?

Fucking goddamnit. What is it? What did I say? Was it because I made a "Your Mom" joke? Do you actually take those seriously? It was a completely random sentence construction. It didn\'t even make sense! 

Thank you for signing out after I asked if I pushed the envelope. That makes me feel great, and that will definitely help me figure out what not to say next time. Nothing aids my telepathic powers like guilty ambiguity.