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Anyone else wonder why Bed Bath & Beyond even bothers sending out those 20% off coupons?  Why do they even bother?  I no longer ever shop there without a coupon.  There have been numerous times when my wife and I would be at the store, realize we forgot our coupons, so we put all the stuff in the cart back on the shelves, and gone home.

 In my opinion, they should make the entire store 20% less.  I guess they've dug themselves in a hole and can't go back.

 I would like to express my rant about those packagings around electronic equipment.  One of those clear plastic ones that are designed to "sandwich" the devices and also hang it on a metal hook on display shelves.    This things are absolutely impossible to open.  

 Why do I have to feel inferior and retarted while opening simple packagings?  The last thing I want to do after I come home with brand electronics that I spent my bonus on is to run over and get a band-aid because the sharp plastic edges just sliced open my hand?  (I just spent an hour opening the Sonicare replacement heads packaging.)

Ok, so I've been taking care of this dog off and on for a few years now, whenever the owner (my parents) is away.  I'm a kennel.  I walk her, and she poops.  Nothing surprising there.  But, being in the city, of course, I have to pick up her poop after her and carry it home or to the next trash barrel, which is inevitably a quarter mile away.  Even after doing this for 5 or 6 years I'm still a little embarrassed with this display of subserviency to the dog. 

So here is the thing.  Why is it that she only poops when there is someone walking directly towards me?  Why can't she wait until we have a nice empty stretch of sidewalk, where we can perform our little reversal of the master/servant roles in private?  This really bugs me.  I get this all the time.  I'm walking the dog, she drops a huge dump all over the sidewalk, all of a sudden around the corner strolls some super hot girl.  And there I am with my handful of poop.  Not impressive.  Why can't I just pick up my poop in peace?

Worse than that are the dudes who stare down their nose at you while you are "cleaning up."  Its like, they can't understand why you would subject yourself to picking up actual feces after your dog.  yeah, ok, my dog craps and I take it home with me.  You got a problem with that?  It's a memento.  I am going to add it to my poop collection on the mantle above the fireplace.  Sometimes I take out out my collection on saturday nights and play with it by myself.  Is that what you want to hear?  C'mon dude, give me a break.  Go find something real to worry yourself with.