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I know this is a bit ridiculous, but never-the-less it is irritating. I am in college, and have a random roommate. My roommate is pretty cool except she stays in too much! Seriously I rarely stay in on the weekends, but occasionally I need a night to stay in, catch up on homework and sleep and have the room to myself. I am yet to get one. She isn't involved in any clubs or groups either so other than class, and going to the dining hall to eat, she is always here! ALWAYS!

Also I think she is under the impression if I let her use something once, she has a free pass after that. First it was my spring water. I bought a big gallon of it for me to refill instead on constantly buying smaller ones, she asked if she could have some, but then within a couple of days she drank all of it. Then I bought 12 cans of soda in bulk, intending on it to last a few weeks. After drinking 2, she asks if she can have one, fine no big deal. But she's had 4 more without asking. She also has used my printer/ expensive ink, my nail polish remover, my tape and my paper. We were supposed to split the $250 for a microfridge, except she never paid me the $125.

O yea and she has food in the fridge which has been there for like a month! It's getting gross. And she is yet to wash the sheets!

Wow, fuck you Kyle. Please fucking make eye contact when you talk to someone, it will make your argument look less retarded. Its hard to listen to what the fuck is coming out of your mouth when your eyes are looking everywhere but at me. Am I too ugly for you? Is EVERYONE too ugly for you? Because you seem to never make eye contact, EVER.

Also dear god, ever heard of a shower? Yeah I know you're a poor redneck that likes to have buttsex with guns and shit, but honestly, you embarrass people when you talk to them. How do you have friends? Oh that right, I forgot you hang out with the other gunhumping nerds that think they are cool. Look at me I'm a wigger with a gun! I'm so cool! Fuck that shit, I thought you were pretty cool until fucking EVERYTHING was about military and COD. It not like you've ever fired a gun at someone in real life anyway. You're what we call a fucking tool.

Oh and you think you're smart too? YEAH I'M GOING TO NOT DO MY SCHOOL WORK BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO BUT SHIT IN OUT BRAINS. Are you seriously that fucking retarded? Do you want to live in a cardboard box when you grow older? LOOK HERE IM SMART, I KNOW POLITICS, YET I'M IN A FRESHMEN LEVEL CLASS! HERP DERP!

What's next, you're going to rip on something that you know nothing about and never even tried? Oh wow, that totally makes you cool! Damn I wish I was as cool as you. Rip on anime and say that every single show has star power super mech and badly drawn boobs, sure go for it. Also say that the animation is horrible, and that its for little children too. Hell, even say, "I GUESS THIS IS THE RESULT OF THE NUCLEAR BOMBINGS HEHEHAHHUHEHE". Dear god are you so wrong on so many levels. Maybe if you tried it and came in to it with a non-shitty expectation level, you might enjoy it. EVERYONE that gave it a chance ended up loving the shit out of it after they saw it for the first time (which is like only 4 people because everyone else is too ignorant). Hell, say what the fuck you want to say, I don't want your bullshit smelling up my hobbies and interests. The only reason I have to deal with you is because my other friends somehow befriended you. Holy shit I need new friends.

In conclusion, you're always right. You'll always be right. No matter what other people say, your opinion is always the correct one. You are totally not selfish that way. I wish I was as smart as you. I also wish to someday live inside a box eating dog food on the street instead of having a family with a nice house.

Oh and improve your posture. Hunching down like that isn't good for your back, man. No wonder you never had a girlfriend, no one is attracted to you!

Last night some little shit pulled the fire alarm in my residence hall. This is an open letter to that person.

Dear Alarmist,
Fire bad. Person who pulls fire alarm for no reason very bad. Said person getting their just reward (like catching on fire)? Priceless.

Real funny. Real original. If you're too stupid to think up a decent prank, then don't pull a prank. You don't have to come out and confess. We're looking for you, coward. Because of your need to "fuck the system" or whatever, I was unable to do my homework, get to bed at a reasonable hour, or stay dry. I, as well as several hundred of my fellow residents, were forced out into the rain by your tasteless joke. Fire is dangerous. Don't fuck with it. Fire alarms plus stupidity equals a whole bunch of people who would like nothing more than to do something nasty to you. Including the police, and University authorities. But of course you don't care - all you want to do is "fuck the system." Well, guess what, you're gonna get fucked by the system, and all the people who use the system as it is meant to be used. We will tase you, bro. We are angry. For your sake, I hope you get thrown in jail for this. You probably won't, but since I believe in mercy, I really hope you get thrown in jail. It's safer there. There is no law for the lawless. And when we find you, we will be the law. Good luck. And to those also searching, happy hunting.