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Car Exhaust Tainting Our...not environment, but Gene Pool |
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Submitted by the jungian shadow of western civilisation
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First of all, let's begin with your complete moral irresponsibility when you leave your engine running for hours at a time, not to mention health hazard. To the dimwitted disgraces who, at 3 am, decided to have boisterous social encounters between two garages on Modugno street, St-Laurent, Canada, on June 15th 2008; get a fucking life! No, you are not "cool", "sexy", "popular" youth, you, ladies and gents, are such poor excuses of human beings that I wonder why your parents did not remove you immediately at birth from tainting our gene pool. You are the slow bovines in the herd, you are useless, worthless, you take up valuable space and resources that would be better used for trees and kittens. It is due to rubbish such as yourselves that the word "misanthropy" was created. That is quite a feat, so congratulate yourselves for the hatred and violence you spawn. The gel in your hair, the push-up bras, the hogshead of make-up, these are all reusable materials; your bodies however are toxic waste and need to be disposed of appropriately; and your minds -- oh, those are nonexistent in people such as yourselves, silly me! Please do the world a favour and accidentally leave the engine on in a closed garage, you won't even notice the carbon monoxide acting. Your inert bodies will thereafter be desecrated and disposed of in a ditch, where you will join similar insignificant debris. :)
One person has commented on this article.  1. robLove the smily face at the end. |
