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Submitted by KillazMillaz   

What the FUCK is up with the Cialis commercials?  They are so wrong on so many levels. 

1) Football is thrown through a tire.  What the F.  Do they think they are clever? If they are going for the "subliminal" message thing, it ain't working, because it is so damn obvious that the football is penis and tire is vagina.

2) A couple in two separate tubs.  I don't even get this one.  Shouldn't they be in the same tub? 

3)  Daddy takes the pill and the college girl comes home and interrupts.  This is disturbing, because the point of it is that he is still ready after the college kid goes to bed.  This means that he had a boner the entire time his daughter was around, cooking, doing laundry, and kissing on his cheek to say "Good night."  You are a sicko.

4) Sink faucet "accidentally" breaks and sprays the mrs. and himself in an volcanic ejaculation style.  I don't even know what to say about this.  The"water" goes everywhere.  I mean, everywhere.  In the woman's hair, fruitbasket,his own head, her mouth...I am speechless.

 There are so many other blatant messages, it is nasty. Waterfalls, water spouts, brow movements...  Also, everywhere...on a picnic blanket, on the beach, at a ranch...PLEASE!  We all know what you did. Stop walking around touching things!

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