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Submitted by Anonymous
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I feel bad for you. Your glorious sexy boyfriend still contacts me,
even when I've tried everything short of taking out a restraining
order to get him to stop. I don't respond -- he still contacts me. I
rip him a new asshole and tell him to STOP FUCKING CALLING ME -- he
still contacts me. Leaves me voicemails at work at all hours of the
fucking night, sends me mp3s of his shitty music that he works up on
his 4-track in his living room. You don't know about any of this. He
doesn't think that his contacting me "just to see how I'm doing" is
being disrespectful to you. You also probably don't know that when he
went out to visit you that first time, he called me before he left, and
he called me while he was out there (presumably while you were in the
shower or otherwise indisposed). Maybe you're the sort who'd be okay
with this, if you knew. This morning there were two more messages for
me. I am growing more and more tempted to look up your number, call
you and let you know that this is going on, and has been going on for
MONTHS. You are going out with a knuckle-dragging, disrespectful,
lying asshole. Yes, he's a liar. Because lying by omission is still
lying. Run like hell, lady. He'll eventually move out there to be
with you, and you will eventually figure out what a dicknail he is.
Readers have left 4 comments. 1. Flaxy This is GOOD stuff. 2. Guest User This day and age of advanced technological communications, I feel uneasy how there is someone so clueless about what is being discussed behind her back. I must admit, I feel pretty helpless. 3. ShikOfAll There is a great opportunity for great things here, whether it be setting up a trap to expose this guy, recording his messages and sending them to her, blackmailing him or writing a sequel to Melrose Place. 4. Guest User i have an ex who does the same thing- he's practically engaged |
