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More fun, less lifesaving, please |
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RantRank: 294 - True...true... (90 votes)
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Submitted by Dude
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Lifeguards...I thought they were supposed to guard you lives, not ruin
your fun..I swear lifeguards are only good when some little amateur kid
is drowning from lack of experience. But I do butterfly on my swim team
and I'd like to say that I KNOW how to swim.
Another thing about them is just that they don't know what to do,
except sunbathe. I swear, every single lifeguard I've seen is a tanned,
suntan lotion covered teen with sunglasses on who blows the whistle
occasionally at some kids having a little fun. Lifeguards also think
that being a lifeguard is cool, "Ooooh I is a lifeguard, look at me
save peoples!" Eh. It's not that I'm against lifeguards, but I think
they need to do a bit of a better job of knowing when to blow the
whistle.
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