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More fun, less lifesaving, please Print E-mail
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Submitted by Dude   
Lifeguards...I thought they were supposed to guard you lives, not ruin your fun..I swear lifeguards are only good when some little amateur kid is drowning from lack of experience. But I do butterfly on my swim team and I'd like to say that I KNOW how to swim.
Another thing about them is just that they don't know what to do, except sunbathe. I swear, every single lifeguard I've seen is a tanned, suntan lotion covered teen with sunglasses on who blows the whistle occasionally at some kids having a little fun. Lifeguards also think that being a lifeguard is cool, "Ooooh I is a lifeguard, look at me save peoples!" Eh. It's not that I'm against lifeguards, but I think they need to do a bit of a better job of knowing when to blow the whistle.
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