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Submitted by Josh   

My effin' Girlfriend is driving me crazy!!!  I swear to God I have no idea how to handle her sometimes.  If its not one thing with her, its another.  She's pissed at me again...  This time, when talking to her on the phone this morning, she decides to put me on the spot and put her 3 year old daughter on the phone.  I don't know what to say to her, so I talk to her about what has already happened that morning.  My GF said that her daughter drank some day old soy milk, so I asked her what she was gonna have for breakfast.  I told her, "Probably not day old soy milk".  I was just trying to make conversation after being put on the spot with a freakin' 3 year old.  What the hell am I supposed to say?  "So what is your stance on foreign policy?"

So when she started griping about it, I told her just what I posted above, and that every time I talk to her I feel like she's not listening to me.  She tells me I did whatever it was she thinks I did on purpose... as to which I advised I didn't.  Yet she still insists that I did.  No matter how honest I am with her... she doesn't care to listen.

So what does she do???  She freakin' starts mocking me.  WTF!!!  Am I dating a child?  Maybe I'm still talking to her 3 year old.  Either way, when I told her she was mocking me, she said "Im not mocking you.  Just letting you know what you sound like.  Its pretty shitty right?  Well thats how you sound."

If that isn't mocking... I don't know what is.  And now... after all the B.S...  shes ignoring me.  WTF?!  I should be ignorning her... but I'm too nice and in love.  Plus... I know if I do that... or anything else besides appologize, she will turn into an actual BAT and crap on my head... Cause thats how she acts when mad... bat-shit crazy.  Thanks for letting me vent... My fingers hurt :o)

 

Readers have left 7 comments.
1. Guest User
What the heck? I thought this only happened to me. Are all women like this? My GF sounds exactly the same.
2. ShinDig
Yeah, i hear that. i thought i was reading my own rant. i have a 5 year old nephew that i have to speak to on special days like birthday and i have to carry a conversation at their level. i am not saying i hate it, but dont quote me and complain if i dont really know what is hot in kindergarten these days.
3. Guest User
sounds like a healthy relationship. you should write a book.
4. Bah bah, gah gah
3 year old? They talk gibberish. Maybe you should have spoken to him/her in gibberish. [smiley=laugh]

While you are at it, talk to your girlfriend in gibberish.
5. Killaz
Probably not day old soy milk
— Someone


That is very funny IMO. The 3-yr old has to pick up some sense of humor. It's for her own goo.
6. BobbyH
So, she started mocking you in front of a 3 year old? Playing popularity game with a 3 year old is little out of control. I thought that crap started happened in high school.

It's not hard showing off to a child of 3. You can steal their nose, for godsakes.
7. Guest User
If the relationship is going to go forward, her mocking disrespect cannot continue and you need to make that clear. Im not saying to rip her a new one but being ignored on the phone, mocked and then ignoring your calls is not an acceptable foundation for a relationship. IMO not my kid = not to touch, but thats your call. Good luck, Josh
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