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Submitted by J
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Fucking goddamnit. What is it? What did I say? Was it because I made a "Your Mom" joke? Do you actually take those seriously? It was a
completely random sentence construction. It didn\'t even make sense!
Thank you for signing out after I asked if I pushed the envelope. That
makes me feel great, and that will definitely help me figure out what
not to say next time. Nothing aids my telepathic powers like guilty
ambiguity.
Readers have left 6 comments. 1. Boscorelli Ooooooooh, now you HAVE to tell us what the Your Mom joke was. It must have been a good one. ![[smiley=cool]](http://www.unleashyouranger.com/components/com_jreactions/custom/templates/simple/smileys/smiley_cool.gif) 2. SnickKnicks "What did I say?" <
-----typical of men with their girls. Never ends. 3. swesson It's all in the context, right? Did you call the mom fat while she has diabetes? 4. SmittenKitten It's all about delivery, bro. You had to say, "Your mamma," instead of "Your mom." In my opinion, "Your mom" is fighting words. It's making me angry just by reading this post.
Stick with "Your mamma jokes." and make it something outrageous like, "Your mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house." 5. J Me: We're plumbing Freudian depths here.
Her: That sounds like a really dirty innuendo. "I totally plumbed her Freudian depths."
Me: "Your MOM plumbs Freudian depths." <
-- Deliberately DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
Now that I think about it, it could have been that I seemed cavalier about her check-up today. But I expressed concern about it, and I was genuinely trying to lighten the mood because she was nervous. I have no idea. She gave me no clues.
She's not even my girlfriend. Just a friend. AND I'm normally considered "tactful." Go figure, huh? x_x
I feel like an ass, and I don't even know what to apologize for. Which makes me feel more like an ass because I hate that fucking trap where the other person gets angry at you for not knowing what you did wrong.
Ignorance is a mitigating factor in a court of law! You have to know the difference between right and wrong to be considered competent! What happened to innocent until proven guilty!
You're out of order! This whole court is out of order!
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/rant 6. dog Yeah you gotta be careful with mom jokes. I don't care if it's mom or mamma, just, for god's sake, verify that said mamma is at least still alive before you go making jokes like that. TRUST ME. Been there. |
