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Submitted by newbert   

my penis is so SMALL. i cant fucking stand it. im really good at getting dates but then the girl decides she wants to fuck me....I HAVE NOTHING TO FUCK HER WITH!!!!!!!

its only 3 1/2 inches erect. they cant evne feel the fucking thing in there body. they just go "ooo" " ahh" but i know they are faking that shit. it makes me so fucking angry that i was born with a midget dick. i want to make them feel something. i dont think i will ever make a women orgasm. shit. i couldnt make an eleven year old orgasm. I AM FUCKING PATHETIC!

p.s. i hate jewish ******* who celebrate chrismahunakwanzecuh

 

Readers have left 4 comments.
1. Kickaz
Yes, with so many penis enlargement opportunities and options, I don't know why this problem still exists.
2. Eva
This is not an uncommon problem to have, but there are a number of different contributing factors. While you didn't indicate your age, if you're in your teens, it's possible that your penis may still have a little growing to do. If you're overweight, this can also diminish your penis size as a result of fat on your abdomen; if your small penis size is troubling you and you think this might be a factor, hit the gym to see what you can do.

If it's neither of these things, there are still positions that can maximize your capabilities. If you're with a fairly flexible girl, try putting her legs over your shoulders during missionary -- it's a workout, but she'll have increased sensation. You might also consider going for it doggy-style, keeping her hips high and her head/shoulders low. Avoid any 'spooning' position on your side, as this position is unflattering for smaller penises.

Just my $0.02!

Eva
www.just-ask-eva.blogspot.com
3. Eva
I definitely just linked you to the wrong blog. I'm sorry. http://ask-eva-anything.blogspot.com is the correct address. ..I really need a domain... x_x;
4. Guest User
Hey dude! 3 and a half inch's? the G spot is only three inches inside! look like youl just have to put in some effort and become a G master! [smiley=happy]
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