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Submitted by manny   
WHAT THE FUCK. why do dogs hate me so much. seriously! the other day i was standing in a kitchen full of people and the neighboors dogs come in and bark at me!! their ears were laid back and fangs bared AND IT WAS IN MY KITCHEN!!! I WASNT EVEN IN THEIR TERRITORY!!!
a few weeks ago i had just got off work and was in my driveway trying to go into my home and their neighboors dog charged at me!! I HAD TO RUN AWAY FROM A DOG ON MY OWN PROPERTY LIKE A WUSSY LEST I BE MAULED

this shit happened even when i was younger i used to ride my bike alot at the park and at my neighboor hood and i must have been attacked at least 8 times during my childhood
WHY ATTACK A YOUNG BOY TRYING TO RIDE HIS BIKE AND HAVE A FUN LIFE???? WHAT COULD BE THE GAIN. WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DOGS!!!
I HATE DOGS

the next time a dog gives me shit im going to buy a shot gun and ammo and keep it in my house
and if i get attacked again i swear i will shoot the dog that attacks me!!!
Readers have left 9 comments.
1. Guest User
It's because you want to eat them.
2. yaya
lol love the stand by me reference... "Chopper could not only sic, but he could sic specific parts of the human anatomy..."
3. josh
are you a mailman?
4. bones
easy. stop taking meat baths.
5. Guest User
LOL love this rant... Maybe it's because you are showing your fear of them. Or perhaps you are an evil person. Dogs are very perceptive.
6. Jonathan
It's because you want to eat them.
— Guest User


They go great with kimchi!

Guest User above me (jeez just type your name in next time), it's not because he's evil, it's because he is a chick magnet and the dogs are all jealous.
7. Kumarlicious
Yes, they can sense fear. [smiley=laugh] They feed on that stuff.
8. Steven O
If you want revenge, instead of shooting them with a shotgun, you should go into their dog house and bark at them back. You are welcome to chase them down your yard too.
9. Guest User
with annoyingly barky dogs, usually I hold them by the tongue until they learn to stop barking at me or just plain stay out of my way.
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