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Submitted by BadDay   
OMG! ok so today was a bad day from the start. I had to wake up early ON MY SATURDAY to go to school for something mandatory. I live 40 min away from my school, am not old enough for my license and my mom thought it would be a good idea to leave the house 10min before I had to be at school... As if showing up late and getting lectured on the evils of tardiness from my teacher wasn't bad enough(I had to help with a mass)... BUT the whole time my mom is VIDEOTAPING me and the group I was working with!! All the girls in my group were freaking out over the PSYCHO MOM who was following us around and taking pics of us. And of course in slandered cliche high school fashion, laughed cracked jokes when they found out it was MY MOM WHO WAS THE F-ING PSYCHO! oh and that wasn't bad enough. The whole trip there and back she was ranting on at me like it was MY fault I was late because SHE was topless and putting on makeup when I needed to be at SCHOOL. Oh and thats not bad enough. I come home, get changed into regular clothes and guess what? She finds the need to INSULT me further! not like the trips there and back weren't a nightmare in themselves. She looks at me and says, "Why don't you wear any feminine clothes? You look like a man." And if you haven't guessed YES I AM A GIRL!!! then after my look of horrified shock I try to lighten my anger with a joke about how any guy would love to have as great an ass to which she replies "You don't have an ass, its flat. That's why you can fit into those jeans. You do have a gut though, get to the crunches" I can't even make this shit up. Then after I storm to my room, angry from the worst morning I've had in a long time to hear her call up, "Hey Cara, come out to the store with me." HOW ABOUT A FUCK NO! HOW ABOUT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DUMB BITCH AND LET ME HAVE some PEACE! Oh and here's the icing on the shitty-day cupcake, I was doing my nails the night before and I accidentally left the bottle open because I stopped quickly due to a headache. Guess what she spills all over the floor and makes me feel guilty about? Yeah, the fucking nail polish. And she can't wait for ME to move out. Fuck, I can't wait to put her ass in a home.
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Last line is pretty funny.

It gets better. Trust me. It really does. One of the two of you will eventually give up.

Or you move away. That's really the only thing that worked for me.

Give it time. You'll be a stronger person for it [as absolutely screwed up as it sounds]. You'll always meet difficult people and it's good that your learning how to deal with them now. After my mother, I feel like I can deal with any person you introduce to me.

Best wishes Cara. :)
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