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Puppies, bro. Puppies.

I bet she likes mean dudes. Slap her around a little, and when you turn around, she'll smile.

Maybe she likes you so she tries to hide her smiles from you. Women play hard to get all the time. If you feel that she keeps a distance from you while she seems to act nice and smile in front of everyone else, this could be a possibility.

...unless you are ugly.

If puppies don't work, babies. Go borrow a baby and show her how caring you are.

By the same token, you can also go rent a "mom" (one that actually doesn't annoy you) and treat her real nice in front of her. I am sure this will capture her heart.

Mommie's boy? ...won't that scare her away

'How to pick up a chick' by Boscorelli. nice.

Is the jury still out on the mommie's boy thing? Does taking care of your mom attract a chick? or is that creepy? or is that the whole discussion that a guy seems sweet (caring) but not a "marriage material" (mommie's boy).

Delicate balance...