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RantRank: 546 - Rant on (143 votes)
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Submitted by LMFAO
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You know... I'm not usually one to laugh at others' misfortunes... but...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I'm feeling so vindicated today. This stupid cunt, Maeghan and her idiotic husband, John, used to be friends with me and my hubby for a brief period of time. In that brief period of time, she and her husband basically wanted to "wife swap" (well... John wanted to fuck me then Maeghan got pissy since apparently that wasn't cool even though she wanted my man... I dunno... it was weird and creepy), and pulled a bunch of stupid shit when I was like, "uh... fuck no. Step the fuck off before I make your child an orphan." (Oh yeah... did I mention they had a kid? GREAT parents/role-models these people are...)
She tried to manipulate situations to make my hubby and I fight and to
make it seem like our relationship was ending, and when that didn't
work she told everyone she could that he was gay and had a thing for
her (making her a man... I guess...), and that I was a controlling,
anorexic bitch. Yep, it was a very classy, adult disagreement. She had
the audacity to judge our relationship...
and now she and John are getting a divorce! *crows with laughter*
That's pretty amazing. This is karma at it's fucking best! I know I'm
not exactly pissed at the world in this "rant" but seriously, it's
takes a lot of fucking nerve to try and break up a loving couple, then
go and slander them to anyone who will listen EVEN THOUGH IT WAS YOU
THAT WAS ACTING LIKE A FUCKING FREAK, and then try to brush it off like
you didn't do anything. Needless to say, I've dreamt of taking large,
sharp objects to both their faces (and testicles) or subjecting them to
sadistic, "Saw-like" tortures for quite some time, but now... I'm
pretty content to just sit back and see how their ongoing train-wreck
ends (if it ever does).
I just have one burning question... what was the straw that broke this
retarded camel's back? Was it the fact that she fucked a 40 year old at
one point in their marriage? Or... the time that she posted a picture
of her ass on some random forum on the internet for would-be wankers?
OR the fact that her husband was/is champing at the bit to plow someone
that doesn't have issues up to their eyeballs and tits down to their
belly-button? Maybe she found him in bed with his married sister
(yeah... not even kidding about that one...)? Call it morbid curiousity
but in any case...
this is still REALLY, REALLY FUCKING FUNNY!!!!
I think the only thing that sucks about the entire situation is the
fact that they stupidly had a kid! I really feel for that kid. With a
couple of fruitcakes like them for parents he either stands a
significant chance of becoming more
"UnleashYourAnger.com-inspirational-material" or a slim chance of
growing up fairly sane and becoming the poster-child for emotionally
abused children (sadly).
Oh well... I'm still fucking stoked. As bitchy as that sounds... I,
sincerely, am. I am not sorry, at all, for either one of the fucking
losers.
HAHAHAHAHA !!!! Maeghan and John: you fucking FAIL. Have fun working
out child-support, who gets what and the life-long drama that you will
enrich each others' lives with now. Maybe with that on your plate,
you'll leave other couples the FUCK ALONE!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh sweet sweet karma...
Readers have left 5 comments. 1. Killaz Wait, wait, is this the prologue for the other rants on the site? this is fuckin' sweet. 2. TimmyMMt Divorce seemed kinda inevitable and im not surprised. im glad you feel vindicated tho. 3. Guest User Who's to say this couple's saga is over? 4. SnideMike To be honest, I want more juicy stories, please... 5. JustinPike Can someone post the links to previous threads? This sounds awesome. i want history. |
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