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This is to the guy who I once thought of as my boyfriend: What fucking 30-something year old man needs to be schooled on the art of oral hygiene, and why credit, any credit, is important to acquiring assets in life (like a house for the kids you are fond of talking about). Instead, I bought it, on my own dime, and have to hear you bitching and complaining about having to pay rent and board. Too bad, pay up or get out - I'm not your mother. I have waited too goddamn long for you to even get your driving license, I *just* found out 6 months after buying the house that your SIN card was "dormant" because you did not have a steady job record and have only recently been told that you have head problems (no fucking kidding, but why no doctor's appointment, ever?) and that's why you are less established than a 14 year old working part-time at McDonald's. I have never met someone as dependent, stubborn, and with such an overstuffed opinion of himself as I have of you. You are such a bitter fucking disappointment.
You can run to your mommy and daddy all you like, and cry to them how much of a meanie I am, and you can rest assured that I will never let them know your secrets. I will never tell them of your cum-rags strewn across the den floor from your smoking porn fetish sites, your shitstains on my once pristine bed linens, your perfectly unused toothbrush from 2007 that I bought for you, or your once-in-every-ten-days showering habit.
I have forced down any sex drive a healthy younh woman has because sleeping with you is like sleeping with a dirty homeless person (you smell like one, pig), and like the song says "You ain't NEVER gonna get it". If I only knew how much of a goddamn loser you were before I upped and moved and ended up stuck with your dirty and unambitious ass.
Get the FUCK out of my house, you loser. Good luck finding a woman who will deal with your nonsense. Like me, you'll have to snow her for two years with lies on top of lies in order to reel her in, but like me and every other ex before me, she will quickly see you for the complete fall down you are.
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