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Psychics vs. Psychologist Showdown |
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Submitted by StillWaiting
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You are PSYCHO!!!
You want to get better? You want to have a good relationship? Then STOP SEEING PSYCHICS AND SEE A PSYCHOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't know the difference? Let me explain...if they talk about feelings and past issues and want you to tell them about yourself and make you do all the talking and explaining, that's good! That would mean that they are a Psychologist. If they talk about the zodiac, birth charts, and what sign/house you were born under, they are a psychic.
If they went to school for 6 years, have a state license number and submit the bill to your health insurance company, they are a Psychologist. If they 'read' your palm/tea leaves/bumps on your head and ask for $120 in cash for an hours worth of non-stop talk from them about NOTHING, they are a FRAUD PSYCHIC!!!!
You were molested by a friends brother, abandoned by your Dad, and had sex with random shitheads till you were 19. You met me, married me, and promptly closed your legs. I've been patient, but the PSYCHIC has GOT TO GO!!!!
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