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Dear upstairs neighbor,
I just met you yesterday. I had been oblivious to your existence till then. I work nights and don't see much daylight much less anyone that just happens to live around me in this apartment building. So I'm not sure how you justified walking up to me, demanding to know why I "gave you dirty looks" and asking if I "didn't like your dogs"?
First of all, because I work at night, I never see you or your mutts so I'm not sure how I could have ever given you a dirty look as I noticed you apparently function during the day.
Secondly, if I did happen to look your way outside at one time, I didn't realize who you were or that you were there, and the sunlight was most likely in my eyes which, being more used to low light, probably were in pain which made my face contort. Terribly sorry...
Thirdly, being someone who doesn't normally give a shit if people give her dirty looks, I kind of have to wonder what the big deal is anyway? Say I did give you a dirty look... who really gives a fuck? Does it bother you when people do that? I'd wager to say you're really too sensitive and need to grow a pair if a "dirty look" gets your panties in a twist. I remember teeny-boppers in high school throwing a fucking FIT if someone gave them a "dirty look" in the hallways. The similarity of that and your present behavior is really pretty sad...
I suppose now I do have a reason to give you a dirty look the next time I happen to see you. It's obvious to me that you're a fatass, blonde bitch with a paranoid complex developed from your pathetic self-esteem and even more pathetic need of approval and positive attention from other people (otherwise... why the fuss over a look?). I will give you and your hyperactive mutts THE dirtiest of dirty looks so maybe next time, instead of bothering me while I'm minding my own business, you go back into your apartment and slit your wrists.
And to be clear... as of 48 hours ago, I do not like you or your dogs. :dirty look:
Thanks,
The Damned Dirty Look Giver
P.S. I hope the next random person you accuse of this or that turns out to be a fucking psycho. I'd love to see your dumb ass on the news.
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