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Sandwich innards are falling off |
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RantRank: 467 - Rant on (132 votes)
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Submitted by Nadia
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"Go to the store and get a bag of pita bread for our sandwiches". Simple, right? Yet my husband comes back with two bags of flatbread. Um... I specifically said "a bag". "A" is not plural. So why two bags? And okay... flatbread is middle eastern-y too. But I said "pita". As in "pita pockets". I know for a fact these breads are close together in the store. All one needed to do was read.
You know why this happened? BECAUSE HE NEVER LISTENS!!! So... as his sandwich innards are falling off his flatbread... maybe he'll learn his lesson.
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