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Job Description of a Professional Moocher |
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Submitted by The Money Bag
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Look, I know it's not easy in the real world. I know there's a recession on. I know you're scared. But could you at least open the paper and pretend to look? Must you chain smoke on my porch day after day, bitching about the accommodations that are not paid for in any way by you? Good grief, you're a kept man and you have the gall to be unpleasant about it! Aren't professional moochers supposed to be agreeable? Isn't that part of their job description? Do you realize that you are a black hole of suck that takes all the energy and money out of my life and gives nothing back? You say there is no future and no past, only the here and now, you Course in Miracles spouting jackass. I say, the here and now with you is miserable. I'd prefer my here and now without you, thanks. Why won't you leave????
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