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Japanese room, masterbating father-in-law, redbulls and 150 lb dog |
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Submitted by Haley
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Dear self conceited emo bitch,
Why don't you try and be a fucking individual for once? You're getting the same exact hair as me? Wow...isn't that just GREAT?!?!? You're also getting a Japanese room. I told you about Japan, I liked it first, and you only like it because you try and make me mad. I don't care if you're moving into your basement. That's where your creepy ass dad watches football and masturbates to women with bushy vaginas (tell your dad to stop leaving his pornos out). You try and act so uber cool because you cut yourself with plastic scissors and just drank 3 red bulls. I told you drinking too much red bull is bad for you, "Nuh-uh, it just makes you hyper and happy." Um, no. You go ahead and keep drinking that shit and I'll wait until you develop kidney problems, bitch. If I could freeze time and smack you in the face, believe me, I would. All you listen to is screamo and emo. Next time you play fucking Alesana on your iHome I will throw it at the wall. And remember the day you said you were going to get a dog? And you said it was going to be a small dog? Wow... I still laugh to this day about how stupid that statement was. You have a fucking 150 pound lab that jumps on me and scratches me every time I walk into your house. I have to laugh and act like I don't mind when I feel like beating the shit out of it. I have a huge scratch on my back now. Way to "train" your dog, ya dumb shit. GO RAPE YOURSELF IN A CORNER!!!!!!!
Fuck you!!!,
Haley
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