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Submitted by Scabitty   
I fucking haaaate people! Starting closest, my next door neighbor drives his work truck home every damn day! Not only is it a huge freaking truck that is naturally loud, but he points his exhaust pipe right at my house! I really want to take the baseball bat I keep in my car to the side of that damn truck!
Better yet, this mofo has a nice chromed out Harley Davidson he keeps in his garage. I have been wanting to bash the frick out of that thing soooooo bad. Yeah, lets complement your loud ass truck with a loud ass motorcycle, jagoff!
So needless to say i want to blow his fucking head off on almost a daily basis, but also needless to say i enjoy not being in jail and shit, as most good people do. I keep hoping this motherfucker will move...anybody know of a good way to rid themselves of a dumbass neighbor? I almost want to pay some random crackhead to break into his house and fuck it up, cuz i know there'd be some bullshit trail if i did it, might as well send a crackhead to do a good dudes job! and if u haven't got the point of this rant, it is basically FUCK MY FUCKING ASS HAT NEIGHBOR!
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